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  HillBilly Medical Glossary  Antibody - against everyoneArtery - the study of fine paintings Bacteria - back door to cafeteria Bandages - The Rolling Stones Barium - what you do when CPR fails Benign - what you be after you be eight Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters like A, E, I, O, or U Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing Catscan - searching for the cat Cauterize - made eye contact with her Cesarean Section - a neighborhood in Rome Colic - a sheep dog Coma - a punctuation mark Congenital - friendly Cortizone - the local courthouse D&C - where Washington is Dilate - to live longer Enema - not a friend Enteritis - a penchant for burglary ER - the things on your head that you hear with Fester - quicker than someone else Fibula - a small lie G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball Genes - blue denim slacks Genetil - non-Jewish Grippe - what you do to a suitcase Hangnail - what you hang your coat on Hemorrhoid - a male from outer space Herpes - what women do in the Ladies Room Hormones - what females do when displeased or extreamly pleased Hospital - the biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill ICU - peek-a-boo Impotent - Distinguished, well known Inpatient - tired of waiting Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - a doctor's cane Minor Operation - somebody else's Morbid - a higher offer Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates Organ Transplant - what you do to your piano when you move Organic - church musician Outpatient - a person who has fainted Pap Smear - A fatherhood test Paralyze - two far-fetched stories Pathological - a reasonable way to go Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Pharmacist - person who makes a living dealing in agriculture Plaster Cast - the drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert Post Operative - a letter carrier Protein - in favor of young people Recovery Room - place to upholster furniture Rectum - what happened to the Corvette Red Blood Count - Dracula Rheumatic - amorous Saline - where you go on your boyfriend's boat Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman emperor who live'd in the Ceasarean Section Serology - study of English knighthood Sterile Solution - not using the elevator during a fire Surgery - a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport Tibia - country in North Africa Triple Bypass - better than a quarterback sneak Tumor - an extra pair Urine - opposite of "you're out" Varicose - Near by Vein - conceited |
 My name is Norma, aka Pen and Paper Mama. I'm married to Lionel, and we have 5 kids - Taryn, Sarah, Robyn, Wendy and Peter, and four grandchildren, Tony, William, Marcus, and Apollo - with three more on the way! Having recently lost my job due a company closure, I have decided to take the plunge, and really focus - professionally - on my passions! I love writing, tutoring, and facilitating Christian study groups. I'm an enthusiastic volunteer with Another Chance Street Ministry. And I also enjoy exercise, gardening, playing guitar, language learning, sketching, and a multitude of other interests - a "Jill of all trades."
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